We make caps for people who hate their alarm clock more than they hate Mondays.
Every design starts as a joke someone actually said out loud at work — the kind of line you text your coworker, not the kind you'd say to your boss. We turn those into embroidery.
Everything is made to order and shipped in days, not because we're fancy, but because nobody wants to wait a month for a joke to land. No stock rooms, no leftover inventory — just a cap, made when you order it, for the people who get it.
Got a caption for us? Reach out at order@ninetodie.co — the good ones might end up on a hat.